KRaZy KiK AsS Ko0Ky KrEEpY KaL Of Ko0LNesS

Thursday, April 17, 2003:

Hey guys i havent written in a long time, man i have no spelling or grammer, so bear wit me. So my bro;s gf (soon to be wife) had a baby girl 1 month premature her name was pearl she weight 3 somethin pounds, thats cool. Some more kik ass news, i got a date to prom and she actually hot! well what i thought of her in the pictures and so do other people who know her, all this thx to kikass hilda. Umm well today i kiked it with vinnie, jessica, some guy named alex, and another dude named tony (anthony i tink but i aint sure), well we kiked it at alex's house, then went to hometown buffet and omg i havent eaten so much in my whole life, so much for the lettuce once a day usual kal i gained at least 5 pounds lol. Well ya alex and tony said my hair looks like pubic hair (those fukers) i know they were joken they are cool see vinnie made this remark about some guy having a small dik and he said imagines kal's hair wit a small dik coming out, and ever since i was pubic hair boy lol. See i dont get it my hair is sweet shit i like it, in fact it gives me confidence and a moral boost, i find it easier to talk to chix, and it makes me look way cooler than the usual crew cut kal, man all my powers are in the hair, like whenever i talk to chix and everything goes well i juss say to myself its got to be the hair. I think i found my mojo besides my kal ring i think my hair is my mojo cuz its so fuken sweet. Well yea like sometimes i goto sleep in class and i wake up wit chix playen wit my hair sayen kal i like ur curely hair its so cute, and im like the hair has done it again, then i look at my arm and they taged it up wit hearts and shit, and im like wow hardcore sweetness dude. Well to all u peeps who are anti drug, good news i kinda stopped the intake, so i tink im off cool huh? well enough now im gonna jam to work laterz all
Kal // 4/17/2003 10:31:00 PM

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